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Originally Posted by MeaTy The Pimp
Well, the missus and I decided to do a small road trip to get out of the house for awhile, and we saw some shining examples of "Ohh my god, look at that idiot".
While cruising at highway speed, we see a kid of maybe 12-13 years of age, at the side of the road. Normally I wouldn't take notice, because I've seen lots of kids. However, this kid was extremely overweight. I would be polite calling him 400 pounds. Anyway, he was wearing nothing but a pair of shorts, and he was shaking his titties at oncoming traffic. We almost wrecked we were laughing so hard. Just about the time we regain our composure, we see a grown man man hiking up the side of the road wearing a full fledged Superman costume. He also had a backpack on over the cape. I was tempted to stop and ask him if he could "Get there faster if he flew", but the missus wouldn't let me.
Anybody else, have odd stories from the weekend?
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I had a lovely weekend. Combination of Amish people and MMA Fights. The Amana Colonies were lovely and far more intertaining than the glorified bar fights I went to Sat. night. Only fights that made it out of the 1st round were the girls. And we're talking two heavyweights. They threw haymakers all night until their faces were so bumpy you couldn't really pick out the features any more. We were so close their sweat would fling off into the crowd tasting curiously like corn chips.
I was way over dressed and drinking Jager bombs on the rocks. It was great.