sometimes when i know i got a nice solid log i put a paper towel down first. the drop that sucker down and it neatly wraps itself like a subway sandwich. In fact subway sandwhich napkins work well too. then i scream #2 your orders ready and flush while pretending that on the other end of the sewer pipes some doooosh is there to eat my poop sandwhich. I know its not true butt it makes pooping more fun.
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1 Thessalonians 5:3
“For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.”
KJV
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