I have buddy that Pit Bulls his girl.
He takes the tampon out of her cooch, and eats the blood clots, and sucks the tampon, and then whips his head around like a Pit Bull on a chew toy. Apparently his girl loves it.
Alex Smith's current 9.8 YPC is one of the lowest marks in the NFL over the last 10 seasons. Only a few QBs have been worse:
Ryan Mallett (9.8), Derek Carr (9.4), Christian Ponder (9.8), Brady Quinn (9.8), Ryan Fitzpatrick (8.6), Brodie Croyle (9.7), Charlie Frye (9.7), Bruce Gradkowski (9.4), David Carr (9.2)