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One of the best bits that Ed did was playing straight man for "Carnak the Magnificent." Carnak would provide the answer to a question sealed in an envelope, and placed in an old mayonaise jar on Funk and Wagnal's front porch, having never seen the question before.
Here's some Carnak A and Q's:
A: "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou."
Q: Name three things that have yeast."
A: The Nestea Plunge.
Q: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is stopped up?
A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?
A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?
A: Zippo Marx.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.
Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock?
A : Sis Boom Bah
Q: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?
A: Yassir Arafat
Q: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?
A: Donald, Benji, and Alexis Carrington
Q: Name a duck, mutt, and a slut.
A: "Catch-22."
Q: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers do with 100 pop flies?"
A: A triple and a double, catcher's and fielder's, and Dolly Parton"
Q: Name two big hits, two big mitts.....and a famous country singer!"
A: Dippity-do
Q: What collects on your dippity in the morning?
A. "Knickerbocker"
Q. "What do you want to avoid doing when you shave her bocker?"
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