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First off, hang out at churches, they are always giving away some shit, then always troll nieghborhoods for sofa's or something people are leaving you can always flip that stuff for money. Then get you one of those "green" bags and pay for half the shit at the store, steal the rest, people will be so caught up in you GOING GREEN, they don't pay attention that you stole eggs. Next step is only eat eggs, they are cheap and give you protein. Make sure you do push ups and sit ups because that is the shit that will get you in shape to steal shit. Learn to love ramon and play guitar. Get some friends with money and hang out whenever you want, whenever you feel that they maybe kicking you out tell them what a good friend they are and like ask them a bunch of questions about their day like you REALLY GIVE A SHIT that way they will feel bad about kicking you out. Then make sure when you are hanging out you say that you FOUND GOD and read some scriptures just loud enough they can hear you about the HELP THE ****ING POOR and shit.
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