Elway was an "under guard" loser until he was attacked by brain bugs which entered his cranium via the ear canal one night while he was in a drunken stupor. They attached themselves to his optic nerve and the parietal lobe - that section of his noodle responsible for movement, orientation, and the perception of stimuli. Fortunately for him, the parasites allowed him to function more effectively on the football field. Of course, had the NFL known about brain bugs at the time, they would have been declared illegal and, therefore, Elway would have been disqualified to play and any SB victories (as well as any other wins credited to him throughout his career) held to be null and void by the league. He benefited from a freak accident of nature. Nothing more.
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