I've only been here a short while, and I just caught up with the last 15 pages or so of this thread, and I must say I'm glad I showed up at the right time 'cause this was some of the funniest shit I've read in a while.
Don't worry about the limp noodle, dude. Opening-night jitters, more than likely. You've spent all your time and energy trying to find a furry hole to "do it", now that you've "done it" you probably won't be obsessing over "doing it" any more. (Not to mention, if your heart really wasn't in it, it's hard to keep wind in the sails. It's gonna be more enjoyable if you actually, I dunno,
like the person you're with, truly want to please them, enjoy it, etc.,.)
Or maybe you
are gay. NTTAWWT.
