Mr. Raised On Rats is a very complex individual. I have come to believe that he has every complex in the book, in fact.
However, he did invent the phrase, "And Piss On Herm". And, for this, I am forever grateful.
Of course, there is still hope for him. Perhaps, someday, in the not-so-distant future, when Mr. Raised On Rats grows up and meets that special someone and does the big nasty with that special someone and has children of his own, he will realize that he is a total moron when he sees his little children running around in their little stocking feet saying, "Daddy and Mommy are douches!!! Daddy and Mommy are douches!!!".
FAX THE HOPEFUL
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