My eyesight is really bad. Always has been. I'm talking, like 20/800, a diopter of almost -20, glasses thick as Coke bottles. Well, talking to my optometrist about optics and physics, he mentioned that, because of the thickness of the lenses, the world I see is 15% smaller than everyone else's. Literally, things look smaller to me. And my only thought was, "Wow, cool! So my dick is BIGGER than it looks to me? Sweet!"
