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Originally Posted by JD10367
Febreze sounds like it should be a feminine hygiene deodorant. "Are you embarassed by odors from down below? When you wear shorts, do cats follow you like the Pied Piper? Does your significant other prepare for oral by donning a snorkel mask? Try Febreze! One quick squirt and you'll smell like a mountain meadow!"
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I don't think I'd want my cooter smelling like mountains.