Why, what manner of voodoo is this? Let us consult the ancient texts:
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Step 1
Identify your opponent.
Step 2
Run toward the ball carrier at full speed, keeping your head up at all times. Aim your face mask at the center of his chest or inside shoulder.
Step 3
Run through the ball carrier, wrapping your arms around his waist.
Step 4
Pull the ball carrier into you and drive him to the ground.
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The Prophecy is true and has been fulfilled; the stink of ****her has been destroyed!