There once was a man, rich in spirit, but poor in the bank account. He went to aldi's one day to buy some loops of fruit in hopes it would be onsale. He hoped and pray one day he would be able to provide enough money to buy the actual fruit loops to his kids. TUCAN SAM TUCAN SAM his kids would yell in hopes of seeing that beautiful tasty bird that provides a balanced breakfest along with fruity cereral treat. The man got fed up with his kid and went out to the local buss stop and snapped 3 peoples neck steven segal style and took their money and bought his kids some ****ing fruit loops so they would shut up.
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