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Old 09-14-2009, 10:48 AM   #146
Von Dumbass Von Dumbass is offline
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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/pet/1373877654.html
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Barely used franchise quarterback (Soldier Field)

Bored, but never boring, Jaycee, our disgruntled pomeranian/hound mix, available for pickup at any time.

Needs a good home, at least a "10," (9 need not apply). Great at crotch sniffing, but cries a lot and is regularly butthurt.

Not terribly loyal, but might get better with time in a better home. Regularly tells us he's stronger than Benji or Lassie.

Tends to yell a lot at owners or be completely disinterested.

Listens to a lot of My Chemical Romance records. Has a tendency to bite the hand that feeds him.

Trades accepted.

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