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You should work really, really hard to become her friend, and make her mix tapes and talk to her about her guy problems. Remember all sorts of little important details about her, and make an effort to buy her little gifts here and there. Call her buddy and pal a whole bunch.
Talk to the guys that she dates and tell them that she is really special and that they should respect her and treat her right- because she is a great girl. Get mad at her for not liking you more sometimes but don't tell her why, and then the next day be her best friend again. Continue the cycle randomly.
Later on, when she is getting married to some guy, Scream her name really loud and tell her that you are madly in love with her. She will slap you, and cry, and you will walk out like an asshole and go to some bar and end up getting arrested a few hours later for pissing on a bus stop and telling a cop to "mind his own ****ing business, asshole!"
When you get home, smelling like prison, beer, and piss that you got on yourself while getting arrested, sit alone in the bathtub with no water and the lights off and cry. Softly at first, but then louder and harder until your upstairs neighbor bangs on the ceiling and tells you to "shut up down there!"
Go to bed with cheeks stained with tears, thinking of how you will never know her love.
It sounds crazy, I know, but it just...might....work!
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