OK. I have another date tonight. I actually canceled a hookup with a worse-looking chick in an attempt to bang this other broad. I'm pretty sure she's horny. Single mother, woohoo!
Anyway, I was like, let's have dinner, and she was like, let's not, let's get a drink and go dancing, and I need you to pick me up, and I'm like, OK. Dancing is a prelude to sex. Right? RIGHT? Especially with drunk single mothers.
LET'S DO IT!
