[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Look, I sucked her face hard. For like five minutes. And she was into it. She's a single, unemployed mom and lives with her widowed father. And she doesn't drive. I am like an oil tycoon to this girl. I will hit it at some point. NO QUESTION!

Also, she paid for "dinner." Heh. I had egg rolls. (don't worry, I bought most of her drinks, and the club cover).

But yeah, FAIL, I guess.

10 to 1 you **** her father before you **** her.
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