[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

No, I don't need it. It's a worthless hunk of painted crap that serves no purpose other than looking stupid and killing opportunities to get laid in the corner. Christ, it's ****ing eight-hundred dollars. I could bang one of the most beautiful hookers in all of Houston for that. I could buy a ticket to ****ing Europe. I could put it on the Giants to cover this week and rake in the ****ing cash. What a waste of eight-hundred goddamn dollars. Are you out of your ****ing mind?

Look, I don't buy Star Wars crap anymore. It's a bunch of shit that sits in the corner. You wanna find something worthwhile on craigslist, find some hot slut that wants to be my **** buddy and gives great head. That's worth eight-hundred god damn dollars. As long as it's a one-time payment.

But I do appreciate the attention. Keep it up.

I love it.