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Well, I just got dumped in the middle of a date for the first time. Un-****ing-believable.
I meet this girl at the movie theater - that's all I wanted, some company for the moves, and something else, too, heh heh - and she's totally smoking. Drop-dead hottie. Only five feet tall, too, which I love. Anyway, she smiles and says "You look just like your pic!" Yes, bitch, I'm hot and you love it. High five.
So we go into the move theater and have a nice enough chat. It's not awkward, I put my arm around her and the movie begins. We laugh and talk about the movie.
About an hour into it, she says she's going out to get a drink and go to the bathroom. Cool, fine.
10 minutes pass....no girl.
20 minutes pass...no girl.
The movie ends...where the **** is she?
I go out into the lobby, she's nowhere to be found. Text her "u leave??" No reply, I leave, pissed the **** off, what the **** just happened, what a bitch, she has no soul. OMFG. I call Simply Red and whine to him for awhile. He's my intellectual whore.
Anyway, what the ****. Women can be total ****s. Was she married? Was she using me for a free movie? Who the **** knows.
Time for some ****ing ice cream.
And "surrogates" sucked ass. But in a good way.
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