Originally Posted by JD10367
If you're cheap: get a giant semi-clear white trashbag, put it over your head so it covers you down to your ankles, then pull some off it back off your head and fill it with milk and tie it off, and tell everyone you're a used condom with the prick still in it.
Oh Jesus that's funny!
Know what the pillsbury doughboy has between his legs? DOUGHNUTS!!