Originally Posted by Mr. Plow
No shit. I love sneaking up behind a sniper and just standing there for a minute. Rub my balls on the back of their head before the easy headshot.
Seriously, I'm not gay. I just like to rub my virtual balls on people.
Haha, I know the feeling. Add Dead Silence to that, and you can straight up run up to him without him even having a clue. The best is when you do the headshot and you know he's thinking "WTF did that come from? THERE'S NO WAY!!1"
"That's the reason my FFL team name is TrentGreenLeadBlock. When you see this mother****er coming around the corner on a block, put your children to bed and batten down the hatch on your girl's snatch, because the same power that destroys defenders can scar the minds of the youth and simultaneously impregnate any woman within sight, live or on television."