[Hammock Parties]

And you thought internet dating sucked.

im cindy, how are you?

Cindy, yes, I will sex you up.

what????

what ain't no country I ever heard of

they speak english in what?

what are you talking about?

ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER!

DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

**** you **** what the **** do you think im writing!

Then you know what I'm saying!

yea i do! you dont make sence! red what u ****in wrote and you'd know!

Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

the black guy? what?

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more goddamn time.

thats from a movie huh? with that oneguy from coach carter

Go on.

ive never seen it....

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

strange very strange

Then why you try to **** him like a ****, Brett?

huh?

Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.