[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

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This bitch was so dumb she married a dude in prison who said he killed an undercover cop. Come to find out he was some crackhead who went on a drug fueled rampage. guy also told her he was from egypt and that he had money, even though she sent him money every payday.
There wedding picture he looked like the cat that ate the canary.

She had postit notes for EVERYTHING, from turn the lights out to water the plants and lock the door.

Her hair looked like straw(scarecrow was her nickname) and she had moles everywhere and walked like a 80yr old man who couldnt feel his feet. CLOMP,CLOMP,CLOMP.
bout ran me over in the parkin lot TWICE,shed just put it in reverse and stomp it....
shed write up orders and put the wrong product # down with the right product and vice versa............oh, i hated that bitch.

Awesome!