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Old 11-19-2009, 11:17 PM   #3985
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud View Post
Dude, he's about 10 times the dick he appears to be.

I had a friend that was a guest on his show. My friend played a "hardened" criminal. Caruso was interrogating him during a scene but called "Cut".

Caruso: Why aren't you flinching or showing fear?
Friend: Because I'm a hardened criminal that's done serious time. Why I would I be afraid of you?
Caruso: Alright Mother****er, just do as I say. Act scared.
Friend: But if I'm a hardened criminal, why am I afraid of a CSI?
Caruso: Listen, Asshole. Once you're a big star, you can do whatever the **** you want. Until then, you do what I say. Got it?
Friend: Yes
I knew he was an ass but damn!!!!
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