11-23-2009, 06:34 PM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac
I guess I'll never get over how people think urine is so disgusting...
I remember one time my friend Nate and I pissed in an elevator...like crazy...when we were drunk...and our other roommate, who was super ****ed up, just watched...10 minutes later we bailed the place we were at and got back in the elevator...he was wearing sandals (the other roommate who didn't piss in the elevator)...and somehow he had forgotten why the elevator was all wet...and he started splashing around in the pee and exclaimed, "WHY IS THIS ELEVATOR SO FLOODED!"
Me and Nate were just enjoying the show...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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