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Gentlemen, gentlemen... does it really matter WHO I am? Seriously? Isn't it more important that I am perhaps the only one in this thread from Missouri to be willing to stand up and take pride in the long and hard tradition we have here of liking penis thrust into our butts? We all know that we'll rape Kansas on Saturday - even if we DON'T win. Me and a few of the guys have actually been talking about forgoing the new Nike gear in favor of playing in the buff. We figure that if anything goes wrong during the game, it will make "consoling" each other that much easier.
C'mon Tigers! Where's your school spirit? Let's focus on what's really important here in Missouri - man love. Sweaty, stinky, messy man love. GO MIZZOU!!!
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