I'll have to watch the game on a DTV ESPN pay-per-view, and that's not in HD.
You'd think for $30 those souless cocksucking bastards could at least offer the game in HD, but I guess they'd then have to charge another $30.
Sure is fun getting tag-teamed by ESPN and DTV. Do you think I'll get a free cigarette afterwards, or will they charge me another $30 for it?
