[Otter]

My latest was after the Chiefs @ Ravens Game.

Three of us managed to get some pretty good tickets for the Ravens Game back in September. Despite losing the game was great and we were having a blast. Three guys with nothing to do all day but eat, drink, be merry and watch football who didn't' have to worry about driving because our motel was in walking distance or a $5 taxi cab ride away. There's tons of bars in the area so we're not running out of things to do anytime soon.

Anyway 2am rolls around and we head back to the motel to call it a night. On the way to the room my buddy Mark decides it would be a good idea to smack the hotel receptionist in the ass. He didn't mean anything by it, he was just shit faced and that's the way he is; a moron.

Motel receptionist goes off, screaming, yelling and we grab Mark, drag him into the elevator and think it's over. Well about 20 minutes later two of Baltimore's finest boys in blue knock on the door and tell us we have to vacate the property. After a futile attempt of trying to talk our way out of the situation we're on the streets in the middle of Baltimore at 3am. Bags in hand with no where to go and too drunk to drive anywhere.

It was a $350 a night motel room that was on my card to top it off.

We eventually found another hotel without being raped, robbed or beaten. The next day we went golfing and the same guy is shit faced by 11am again driving the golf cart with me as the passenger. He wound up taking a turn too fast, wrecked the golf cart, broke his arm and my eye was the size of a softball from hitting who knows what during the crash.

Never again