Dear Mr. Whittles:
I wish to introduce myself. My name is FAX and I have been retained as Mr. gblowfish's media representative.
I presume you wish to speak with Mr. gblowfish in respect to his story and the horrific treatment he received at the hands of the Chiefs on Fan Appreciation Day. Please be aware that we may be interested in speaking with you regarding this story. However, I wish to inform you that we are already in negotiations with several radio stations as well as several national news outlets. If you are serious in your desire to pursue this story and arrange for an exclusive interview with Mr. gblowfish, I await your offer. Also, please know that Mr. gblowfish is willing to sell his story only to those media outlets and/or writers who can provide him with a substantial fee.
Sincerely yours,
FAX
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