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Dear Mr. Whitlock:
My name is Nancy Blowfish. At the Buffalo game, I misplaced my hip purse. The following Wednesday, I received a telephone call from the Chiefs Lost & Found who informed me that the purse had been located. After thanking the caller, I proceeded to 1 Arrowhead Drive and, upon arriving, was met by a security guard who escorted me to Todd Haley's office. I thought it was strange at first, but was told by the guard that Mr. Haley wished to speak with me.
After the guard left, Mr. Haley entered the office, locked the door and proceeded to undress revealing the fact that, beneath his hooded sweatshirt and warmup pants, he was wearing a woman's bra and lacy, purple, panties. I could go into more detail, but suffice it to say that, what followed was the most exciting and memorable afternoon of my entire life.
I understand that you are somewhat overweight, but have you ever tried the Sultry Sidewinder position? If not, I strongly recommend it.
Sincerely,
Nancy Blowfish
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