12-26-2009, 04:39 PM
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $47688
Baron Samedai (4:36:07 PM): word
bfett81 (4:36:10 PM): yo
Baron Samedai (4:36:16 PM): you'll enjoy this
Baron Samedai (4:36:20 PM): return season started to day
Baron Samedai (4:36:34 PM): someone returned this laptop, that I had to check to see if it was actually broken, right?
Baron Samedai (4:36:43 PM): it was FULL of freaking porn :P
Baron Samedai (4:37:17 PM): it was like the guy just bought the laptop and started downloading porn, and didn't stop until it broke
bfett81 (4:37:25 PM):
bfett81 (4:37:27 PM): that is ****ing great
bfett81 (4:37:32 PM): you should have taken screenshots
Baron Samedai (4:37:43 PM): I gave the cashier that returned it a ton of crap
Baron Samedai (4:38:07 PM): tho we would have returned it anyway, I'd have loved to have the chance to screw with the guy first
bfett81 (4:38:10 PM): what were teh filenames
Baron Samedai (4:38:37 PM): it was all stuff off like, limewire and such
Baron Samedai (4:38:51 PM): those really weird long filenames that cram as many obscene things in as they can to get hits
Baron Samedai (4:39:18 PM): windows wouldn't play video either, he'd screwed it up, and the reverb was on, so the audio sounded really weird, like it was underwater or something
Baron Samedai (4:39:30 PM): I'm soooo gonna charge up the battery, turn it on, and hide it in someone's desk
Baron Samedai (4:40:35 PM): just to mess with the manager that we showed it to, I did my renamed .txt trick to make a ton of fake vids like 'vile goat porn.avi'
Better to be the bastard child of a king and his whore than to be a ****ing peasant at the shite homer trough.