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Old 12-28-2009, 09:08 AM   #717
Redrum_69 Redrum_69 is offline
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Originally Posted by Hootie View Post
yeah dude I'll make sure to carry some de-icer, a pocket knife, a survival kit, some pre-cooked bacon, a flash drive, a mini bible, and a deck of playing cards in my pockets at all times from now on.

I bet if we did a poll 99% of Chiefsplanet carries de-icer in their pockets at all times...damn me for being that other 1%!

who said at all times. any normal person from "Normal, IL" would have some kind of backup plan other than pissing on the outside of the lock...unless someone was using a piece of wire or a stick to keep the lock covering open allowing the piss to get inside the lock and thus warming the lock up enough to allow the key to open the car lock.

maybe you are nervous that the three inch canister of de-icer will make it look like you have a bigger package
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