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Originally Posted by RJ
I received the following prayer. The rest of you are free to borrow it if you want. It works pretty good so far, but that might just be cause he took time off for the holidays.
Dear God, please let this reign of terror Demonpenz has bestowed on me end. I am tired of his Atomic leg drops off my Mazda Miata, I am tired of his Heroic Leg sweeps as I enter the kitty pool, please help me from when he takes tongs off the grill and grabs my tounge with it and forces my tounge and mouth to sing The escape song by Rupert Holmes (the pina colota songs) I know you are there God. Please make him stop jabbing a shovel into my belly button, it makes my pee pee hurt for some reason. Please tell him
to
stop
KICKING
MY
ASS
amen
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Oh, ok, that clears everything up. Thanks!