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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I was climbing in Yosemite and I was on the 4 mile trail. I felt my stomach start to ache about a mile up, and by the time I got 3 miles up, and my asscrack was extremely sweaty, there was no chance I was gonna hold it in any longer. Of course theres a thousand people climbing that trail every day, so I had to climb into the brush and I got about 25 feet off a trail and slipped and scraped up my knees pretty good. Also a stump stopped my fall so my back hurt pretty good too. Luckily I did not shit my pants.
So I pull down my pants and completely diarrhea all over the place, and then I had to wipe my ass with dusty toilet paper (that got dirty when I slipped). I climbed my way out of the brush and there was my cousin just laughing at me as pretty hot chicks walked by.
Yeah that was my worse shit attack.
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I just got embarassed for you. Tough luck bro.