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Originally Posted by MichaelH

I was in 11th grade and I had only been dating this girl for a few weeks. We were at her parent's house to watch movies in the basement. I had to go really bad but held it thinking I could make it home. I finally asked if I could use their powder room which was just off the dining room. When I entered, my girlfriend said she's sit in the dining room and wait. I tried so very hard not to let it rip but after holding it back for hours, it just came flying out. First a long, loud and smelly fart followed but a bowl dousing dookie. After about 10 minutes of delaying my embarrassment, I finally opened the door and walked out. To my surprise her mother, father and little sister we there at the table with her. And to make it even worse, the bathroom fan didn't work so anything in the powder room soon spilled out into the dining room. I about died.