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This one time I forgot my pee bottle and went to this girl's house for dinner and had to poop, well by this time since I had to pee so bad I had a boner so I tried to sit on the toilet but when I started to poo I peed on the floor. So I tried to hover over and ended up getting poo on the back of the toilet.
I was pretty freaking out at this point so thinking fast I jumped in the tub and just let it all come out. I turned on the water to try and get the poo to go down the drain but it wouldn't!!! So I just let the water keep running while I was trying to figure out what to do when there was a knock on the door....OMG she heard the water running. She started to ask what I was doing when I'm guessing the smell hit her. She just yelled out what the **** is that? What are you doing? Open the door or I'll pick the lock! I tired to keep her out and told her I'd be out in a minute and she doesn't want to come in there, but she ended up picking the lock and walked in on me with my pants still down bent over trying to make shit go down the drain in her tub.
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