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Old 01-25-2010, 11:56 AM   #1676
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Banhammer.

Caution: Banhammer may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Banhammer contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Banhammer on concrete. Discontinue use of Banhammer if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating or * Heart palpitations

If Banhammer begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Banhammer may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Banhammer should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Banhammer and its parent company of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Banhammer include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Banhammer has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Banhammer.
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