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Originally Posted by Katipan
I would like one that taught why having faith in something is important. And then we could talk about all the many ways people around the world have found faith. And we could raise money for the building fund which would just be pizza and beer money for Sundays.
Songs are always fun. And maybe a laser show.
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I'm down with the laser show and the building fund. I'm going to need a rectory, anyhow. With a water bed and a bar and a pool ... for baptisms and all.
I'm going to need a lot of assistant pastors, too. Nubile ones. Young, female, nubile ones with proportionate tittahs. Maybe we could raise some money for that.
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