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I don't care if she can fart and heat the love sleeve to a comfortable 105F and it she has the muscle control to complete a key chain size rubiks cube, no vag is worth this much bullshit.
Maybe to make her further complacent, you should let her and baby daddy both move in with you. You guys can 2 car garage her...and since you're into making her jealous, let her catch you in a game of tummy sticks with Lawrence of her Labia.
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