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Old 03-31-2010, 07:11 AM   #9105
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs View Post
None of you understand what I'm going through. I'm in hell. I can't have casual sex because my wang doesn't work. I can't date because there is some horrible flaw in my personality that prevents chicks from giving a shit about me. I can't even suck cock, because it tastes horrible.

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Dude I told you how to take care of part of your problem. At least part of it. On dating take it easy. Date a few "non-hot" gals. The funny thing is most of the time they are a lot more interesting and have more depth than the "hot" ones anyway.

When I went out on first dates I was always excited because I was going to get to hear a new life story, share some funny dating war stories and enjoy myself whether they liked it or not. I had no expectations. If it ended up a hand shake and goodbye or a 12 orgasm evening it didn't really matter. What did matter was having fun and enjoying the process of learning about another person.
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