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Old 10-02-2002, 11:13 AM   #10
Clint in Wichita Clint in Wichita is offline
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I was attending the Michigan/Washington game this season, as a VIP guest of the Wolverines. I had access to the entire stadium, except for the field itself. I even had access to the sidelines. After she had finished one of her fluff pieces, "J" (as she like to be called in the sack) makes eye contact with me. She then slowly walks towads me with this look on her face that says, "I'm a dirty girl!" Did I mention that she was pinching her nipples right through her conservative attire?

She approaches me and says, "I'm sooooo tired of banging entire defensive units and wealthy television executives. Would you like to do a little 'investigative reporting'?"

"Sure."

So we go up to my luxury box, which had been reserved especially for me. By the time we were finished, she looked like Neo in "The Matrix" right after he was brought into the real world.

Gooey. Very gooey.

This is 100% true.
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