[acesn8s]

Originally Posted by FAX

Bug of some kind.

That's the thing with bugs. There are millions of them, I think. And all different kinds. It's said that there are bugs out there in the world that we haven't even discovered yet. Like that Giant Golden Spotted Lizard deal. I mean, if we never identified a giant lizard that was hanging from a tree right above our heads, just imagine how many bugs we haven't found. Some of those bugs probably contain juice or venom or bug spit that will serve as a completely natural cure for cancer, baldness, and excessive vaginal discharge, too. That's why we need more people like you, Mr. pr_capone. People who are willing to brave nature's forces while risking life, limb, and nasty, itchy, ass-rashes in order to find new bugs for the sake of humanity and the corporations.

FAX

Ummm, how often do you have bugs near your ass, FAX?