First off, WTF is up with Jack? I'm the leader, I'm the follower, you make the decisions Hurley, this is all wrong, I'm jumping off the boat and dumping these plans I was so sanguine about 15 minutes ago.
Second, MIB=DaddyJack doesn't do much to explain DaddyJack on the Freighter or in LA.
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'
John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."