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Well fellas, I'm off to the bar with the wife to meet up with my big-titted boss. Once I unsuccessfully try and persuade them into a threesome, I'm going to shove a shot glass full of gasoline up my ass and bounce up and down on a pilot light until it breaks.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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