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An older guy worked for me a while ago that had some serious bowel issues. He walked into a client site and had to go. Needless to say, it was a photo finish. He didn't make it. He ran into the bathroom, was dropping his pants, fell down and shit all over himself, the floor and got some impact splatter on the wall and sink.
The worst part? When I got to the office that morning I had 2 emails from the client asking why there was shit all over his bathroom. The guy came into my office just reaking of crap. I dry heaved a few times as was like, "wtf dude?"
He explained to me that he had the accident and he would clean it up after getting some new clothes on.
While he was changing, on a whim I went outside to look at the patrol car he was driving. Crap all over the seat and steering wheel.
He got like 3 hours o.t. that day from cleaning the car, the clients bathroom and filing an incident report that I had to send to corporate.
Good times.
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