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Old 05-07-2010, 09:56 AM   #18
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Just do it and get it over with.

Here's my jury duty story:

I'm living in Sidney and get the letter. Everyone at Cabela's tells me, "There is no way you will serve. They will settle or something. Even if they don't, you won't be one of the six, because they call in 30 people. You'll be fine." So I put the letter off and wait for the settling letter.

Fast forward. I decide to change jobs and move. So I'm in Sidney on borrowed time. It's the end of Q3 and I'm busting my ass to get all my quarter end stuff done (I was an auditor). I bust my ass get it all hammered out and actually get a Friday off! So I head home and am fixing to stay up all night and get obliterated. Then I see the letter and think, DAMN IT. I never got a settlement letter. Shit on a ****ing shingle. So I get to bed at a decent enough hour to get up the next morning and have to put off the obliteration.

I arrive at the courthouse at the buttcrack of dawn. Of course they are late, so I sit on my ass, hating my life for a damn hour while they play with their peckers or whatever they are doing. Finally they pile us into the courtroom. Remember that I'm expecting to not get called and get on with my day off. The day is still salvageable. So I'm one of the 12 that gets called. That's OK, I'm still 50/50 of getting out of there.

It turns out it was a DUI case and the attourney says, "Does anyone have prior experience with DUIs or have strong feelings about DUI laws?" Turns out I was the only ****er in the county that hadn't gotten one. So I'm on the hook. Mother****ing son of a ****ing cock bitch!!! **** my ****ing life.

That's not all. So kid gets pulled over, cop gives him field test, he "fails". Breathalizer. Doesn't do it right. No reading. All on tape. Easy money, right? WRONG. Apparently there was a "problem" with the hardware and it didn't record any sound. Plus the damn field test, of course wasn't in front the camera. So I spent 2 and half ****ing hours looking at the cop lights flash in the kids window and looking at the police station. And the damn trial took all ****ing day.

So in the end, I bust my ass at work at a job that I am not going to be at but for 3 more weeks, get a day off, and am rewarded by spending all day at jury duty watching douchebag attorneys, punk kids, and inept cops waste my life.

It wouldn't have been as terrible if I had gotten off work, but no, It was my hard earned day off.



Hopefully your experience is better.
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