So I am making a samich at around 11:00 this morning and I look outside in the backyard and see 2 rabbits. I go out to run them off so they don't start digging their holes and dropping their childrens in them. Well, I shew them off through the fence to the neighbors yard and notice they are both intently looking back at where I saw them and weren't really running off.
So I walk over to where they were to see if they started digging and sure as shit, there is the hole, fully of fur. I get ready to reach in and start yanking the stuff out and I see things moving. **** ME! NOT AGAIN!
This is the 3rd time they have done this over the years, usually in my front yard though. So now, because the wife is a softy and I am too as well to a point, we can't let the dog out in the backyard, which means the leash comes out and I'm outside walking everytime she has to tinkle and poo, and I have to mow the grass with the care of a brain surgeon so not to kill the little ****ers.
/rant off