Donger's next story:
"OMG this one time...I was with a girl...and her dad really hated me because I was smarter than he was...so yeah...I came over and he said if I answered the Final Jeopardy question right he'd let me **** his daughter...right there in front of him...so I nailed the question, obviously...and then he held true and I just dogged his daughter right there! He cheered me on the whole time! It was so cool!!!"
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