You Keds doubters are hanging with the wrong crowd. Yes, grandmothers have been known to wear them, but Keds on a milfy woman are hot. They're all small and quiet and stuff.
In the final seven games of the 2013 season, the Chiefs averaged 34.6 points per game, scored 38 points or more 4 times, and went 2-5. The NFL has ruined the sport.