Originally Posted by Crush
She will sleep with me due to the implications.
Dude, that sounds kind of dark.
That was one of the best crafted bits I've heard in a while, up there with 'who's on first' and '1000 year old man'
SNL Standards and Practices - "you can't say 'midget,' It's just like saying the N-word.'
John Mulaney - "No it isn't, because you JUST SAID midget."