Originally Posted by Crush
She will sleep with me due to the implications.
Dude, that sounds kind of dark.
That was one of the best crafted bits I've heard in a while, up there with 'who's on first' and '1000 year old man'
- I need Malcolm. You're too Martin. Know what they did to him, they killed him. . .
- Didn't they kill Malcolm too?
- No, no, no, they say that. But ain't nobody seen the body since the funeral.
- That's how funerals work.