Originally Posted by Rain Man
The nice thing about being a dictator is that you don't have to retract statements later.
"Mr. Stalin? Mr. Stalin?"
"Da? Ze gentleman in ze corner..." [points]
"You said four years ago that while 350,000 soldiers had died defending the Motherland, we had killed 4.5 million Germans and that victory was near. Latest estimates put Soviet deaths at well over ten million, though your ministries seem to be suppressing the.....wait.....who are you, what are you doi..........gaaaaaaaaaaaa."
"Any vurther qestons?"